Tuesday, April 6, 2010

What's new, pussycat? #7

Passage of Obamacare causes an explosion in the number of uninsured
In his recent speech Barack Obama complained about the existence of 50 million people without medical insurance after the historic Obamacare bill had been voted upon by Congress and had come into effect. Amazingly, this number is much higher than the number he reported months ago – which was only 30 million people. It seems that the passage of Obamacare resulted in immediate loss of insurance for about 20 million Americans. Of course, Obama is the man who a few weeks ago predicted the drop in insurance price by a whopping three thousand percent – so it’s fair to say that mathematics is not the subject that Obama understands or cares about.

So, what is happening here – is Obama gone completely insane, is he on some kind of mind bending medications – or there is a method to his madness? My answer to this question – all of the above. A 3000% man (and a former cocaine addict) is responding to a new political situation. When Obama was trying to push through the deeply unpopular Obamacare, his main task was to convince as many people as possible that the new legislation would not subsidize tens of millions of illegal immigrants, and that it will not break the US treasury.

Today, when the bill was voted into law, Obama’s first task is to extend its application to as many people as possible – including the illegal immigrants. Apparently, Obama decided that at this stage it is more beneficial to appeal to illegal immigrants than to persuade Americans – and so the number of uninsured went up by 20 million.

Of course, another explanation is that 3000% Obama does not distinguish between 30 million and 50 million (it’s all Greek to him) – and this explanation may be correct. What do you think?


A very funny response on-line
This blog answers a girl's question on how to deal with a racist mother of a boyfriend. According to the story, the black mother of a boyfriend hates all white people, and she is upset that her son is dating a cracker. One of the readers left this advice for the suffering girl:
Learn to speak Ebonics. When you see his mother, throw down comments like "Yo! Momma!! Wha'sup wif dat? We be gettin' it on, baby!!
What do you think - does this approach has a chance of mending the great divide between the white girl and a black mother?


EPA commissars choose to ignore their own regulations
In a startling development, EPA administrators chose to ignore their own predictions of impending Global Warming – and instead of cutting down the CO2 emission – chose to increase their carbon-dioxide footprint on the suffering planet. Moreover, these shenanigans caused American taxpayers additional $13,000. I am shocked – this sounds completely impossible. It is almost as unthinkable as a US president demanding American people to turn down their thermostats to save the planet – and then turning the White House into a hothouse for orchids during a chilly DC winter.


Nancy Pelosi against Woody Allen
As you may have heard, the distinguished Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi recently proclaimed "We have to pass the bill [Obamacare] so that you can find out what is in it.” Nancy’s insane ramblings joke reminded me of a good quote from Woody Allen’s movie “Love and Death”. In the movie, Woody Allen is a Russian, who is conscripted against his will to fight the French army. In one of the scenes, he marches with the Russian troops and they enter the field laden with corpses from the previous battle. The frightened soldiers observe the gruesome scene, and the following dialogue ensures:

-Oh, God is testing us.
-If he's gonna test us, why doesn't he give us a written?
This is exactly how I feel about Obamacare – could we find out what is in this bill by actually reading it – instead of having to experience it on our backs? Wouldn’t it be a little bit cheaper?


It’s official now - Barack Obama is a Kenyan
Michele Obama recently said – Kenya is Obama’s home country. So, anytime any leftie tells you that it’s racist to say that Obama is a Kenyan – point to this video and ask if Obama’s wife is a racist

5 comments:

Bob Belvedere said...

Of course, another explanation is that 3000% Obama does not distinguish between 30 million and 50 million (it’s all Greek to him) – and this explanation may be correct. What do you think?

Trillions don't even register on The Anti-President's radar screen, why should millions?

Uncle Joe Stalin thought the same way: ...the death of millions is a statistic.

Teresa said...

Obama and his comrades only want to give the government the ability to have more control and power over our lives. The goal wasn't to help Americans gain better access or increased affordability to health care. Obama could have cared less about the real numbers but only the fake numbers they put in place to get a fake good CBO score. Libs like fantasy versus reality.

Silverfiddle said...

I'm an Occam's Razor kinda guy: I just think Obama is not that smart.

Anonymous said...

For "A very funny response on-line":

I followed the link you gave to the advice blog. Nowhere on the page does it show any comment referring to ebonics.

What is going on? Anything fishy here?

Hyphenated American said...

"I followed the link you gave to the advice blog. Nowhere on the page does it show any comment referring to ebonics.
What is going on? Anything fishy here?"

I presume the advice blog is moderated. Someone did not like this comment and deleted it. But by that time I have already recorded it for future use. Does this explain the mystery?