Sunday, April 18, 2010
Hyphenated American Reports from the Obama nuclear summit #1
Obama bows to Chinese tyrant.
Obama bows again to Chinese tyrant. Look at the shadows - Obama is about to start licking his boots.
Obama greets Canada. The love is in the air. No bows here...
Obama cannot keep his hands of this guy - this is him the Russian tyrant, Mr.Medvedev! I love you comrade, can I kiss you?
I swear to you on rev.Wright's grave - my wife Michele bought exactly same bag only two days ago. It's wonderful.
I just farted, and this guys don't even know it yet. Silent Killer, I say.
I am not drunk at all - look I can stand straight without anyone holding me.
What did you say to me? Do you want to take this outside, or you want me to slap you right here, in front of all your boyfriends?
US congressmen shitted the healthcare bill this large - and I thought it would rip their asses into shreds - but Barney Fwanks told me he's had bigger ones.
Obama got intoxicated with adulation. The poor chap can hardly walk now.