Friday, July 16, 2010

Louis Farrakhan asks Jews for reparations. Hyphenated-American responds accordingly.

The well-known crackpot and worshiper of president Obama - Louis Farrakhan has sent a letter to American Jews asking them to pay reparations for their "sins" against black people.
Among other things, this idiot said the following:

We can now present to our people and the world a true, undeniable record of the relationship between Blacks and Jews from their own mouths and pens. These scholars, Rabbis and historians have given to us an undeniable record of Jewish anti-Black behavior, starting with the horror of the trans-Atlantic slave trade, plantation slavery, Jim Crow, sharecropping, the labor movement of the North and South, the unions and the misuse of our people that continues to this very moment.
On behalf of all Jews and gentiles, Hyphenated-American offers this heartfelt response:


In case Louis does not understand the meaning of this gesture - I would translate it as follows: "Louis, go and fuck yourself sideways."

If Louis believes he cannot fuck himself sideways due to advanced age, he should find a liberal Jew and suck his dick. Maybe - and I cannot guarantee this - the aforementioned liberal Jew will drop him a dime for the services rendered. I am not sure how many dicks Louis would have to suck to earn the full amount of reparations he has in mind - but in case he believes it is taking him too long to get to the desired sum which would be enough to pay for the Jewish sins, I suggest he asks Barack Obama and Elijah Mohammad to join him in this cock-sucking jihad.

In short - Louis - reparations are not handouts (or handjobs), you need to truly earn them. And sucking Jewish cocks for money is your only viable option. Remember - jihad is not only about violent struggle against the Jewish infidels - it is also about martyrdom cock-sucking. It's all in the Koran, just check it out.

9 comments:

Hack said...

amazing post! im going to link to this genius of a rant if you dont mind.

Hyphenated American said...

Hack,

No problem. I love being quoted, linked and mentionned.

Sincerely,
Alex

The_Kid said...

Agree.

After the Muslims had blacks for slaves for far longer than any other society.

Christopher said...

Fantastic response!

I had not heard the latest ramblings of this madman until now, but would venture to say that this is yet another nail in Husseins coffin.

Karen Howes said...

Hypenated American, you rock. I love you. You're on my blogroll as of NOW.

Quite Rightly said...

I'd say you've acquired an excellent grasp of idiomatic American English! ;-).

Learned about your blog from Trestin Meacham.

Added you to my blogroll at Bread upon the Waters.

Gorges Smythe said...

I see your english is improving. Too bad.

Hyphenated American said...

Guys,

Thanks a lot for nice comments. I love you all back. I hope you had as much fun reading it as I had writing it.

Alex

lgc65 said...

wow, how mature. turn it around and insert the jews talking about the holocaust they suffered at the hands of germans and respond with "middle finger in the air, you suckas!"

speaking in lingo i'm very sure you can understand, as a black person i find your insensitivity to what is a black HOLOCAUST to be a sign that you're a despicable piece of shit who's too lazy, scared or downright happy-to-be-ignorant to even look seriously at what is a very serious subject - A HOLOCAUST. if it were the jews talking about their's you wouldn't dare open your fucking mouth to talk about it like you have here. DUMBASS!

see, i can be as ignorant and immature as your bitch, punk muthafuckin ass!