Sunday, March 2, 2008


So now, evidently, it's a complete taboo to use Obama's middle name. If you say it - you are immediately sentenced to an eternal damnation. Why? Well, as we all know, liberals can't take a joke, that's why. Imagine for a second that Reagan's middle name was "Hitler". Heck, imagine that his middle name was Adolph. Now, do you think the liberals would shy away from saying time and time again "Ronald ADOLPH Reagan"? Hell no. It would be considered to be the funniest joke in the world that his middle name is the same as the one of the worst dictator in the world.

And yet, when it comes to their own kind - Barack HUSSEIN Obama, they become outraged. They say it's racist to say his middle name. They claim that it's an obvious slander to pronounce it. It's obvious that anyone who says "Barack HUSSEIN Obama" is doing that to promote islamophobia, racism and the like. It's a dark conspiracy to insinuate that Barack HUSSEIN Obama is a moslem. Well, guys, it's not like he is "John HUSSEIN Smith", you know. The "Barack Obama" part ain't all that WASP either - and no one has a problem with it.

The only real issue with his middle name, is that it is the same as the last name of a nazi dictator that US recently deposed in Iraq, that's all. And, unless you missed it - Barack HUSSEIN Obama was trying to keep this nasty dictator in power. But all jokes aside, seriously, folks, the real issue here is that liberals cannot take a joke. They love denigrating their opponents, smearing, innuendo, slander - but God forbid republicans make a passing comment on them - they react as Victorian women who heard the word "fuck". They either faint or they spew hatred.

Coming to think of it, I think Victorian women probably behaved much better even when someone used the word "f*ck" in front of them. After all, liberals are liberals, don't forget that. They are cursed individuals.

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