tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1136700342439111514.post6300483986578450414..comments2024-01-03T18:22:58.129-08:00Comments on Hyphenated-American: Remembering good old Soviet jokes...Hyphenated Americanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05180757495695345376noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1136700342439111514.post-68986399793669004772021-12-22T12:36:50.240-08:002021-12-22T12:36:50.240-08:00Great read thannk youGreat read thannk youTyson Hhttps://www.tysonholt.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1136700342439111514.post-82359771942330885392010-04-02T17:31:49.946-07:002010-04-02T17:31:49.946-07:00Excellent work!Excellent work!Adobe Wallsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1136700342439111514.post-30898237236528113672010-04-02T08:22:47.260-07:002010-04-02T08:22:47.260-07:00Question: What is going to happen if Soviets decid...Question: What is going to happen if Soviets decide to build communism in a desert?<br /><br />Answer: During the first few days -- nothing. But after that they will start experiencing a shortage of sand.<br />___________<br /><br />Question: why is it so difficult to buy meat in Soviet's grocery shops?<br /><br />Answer: we are going to communism so fast that livestock simply cannot keep pace with us.<br />___________<br /><br />After the death of Chernenko, who was the General Secretary of the Soviet Communist Party right before Gorbachev, Kremlin communists receive a phone call:<br /><br />-- I was wondering if you are looking for a new General Secretary? I would like to be considered for this position.<br /><br />-- Are you a sick crazy idiot?!.<br /><br />-- Yes, exactly! I am sick, crazy, idiot, and very old...graf10ahttp://graf10a.livejournal.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1136700342439111514.post-52152011697018121292010-04-01T10:30:06.430-07:002010-04-01T10:30:06.430-07:00Дима, знаете какая разница между капиталистической...Дима, знаете какая разница между капиталистической системой и социалистической? BwaaaaahahahahahaChrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12905362327313044045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1136700342439111514.post-27313259116396960702010-04-01T08:05:44.380-07:002010-04-01T08:05:44.380-07:00Правдивая история
Середина 80-х. Кафедра мат. ана...Правдивая история<br /><br />Середина 80-х. Кафедра мат. анализа Харьковского госуниверситета. Диалог между профессором Кацнельсоном и моим братом:<br /><br /> - Дима, знаете какая разница между капиталистической системой и социалистической?<br /> - Какая?<br /> - В капиталистической системе человек человеку - волк, а социалистической - товарищ волк.Кадет Биглерnoreply@blogger.com